1. asvprock:

    we reblog the food we think we deserve.

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)


  2. tylenold:

    it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

    (via retiredjesus)

  3. (Source: best-of-memes, via imitative)

  4. (Source: wineandlinez, via pmon3y69)

  5. vondell-swain:

    i marked this broken fan so i could set it in the hallway and one of us would remember to throw it away tomorrow but i immediately got really sad because it makes it look like it absolutely hates itself

    (Source: itsvondell, via perks-of-being-chinese)


  6. brittapperry:

    “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing

    unless you’re at a funeral

    (via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

  7. jasonttodd:

    where are the lies

    (via owlmylove)


  8. magneito:

    "feminism isn’t really about equality it’s a hate movemen-"



    (via sniffing)


  9. tanakas:

    if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

    (Source: tanakas-moved, via stability)


  10. egberts:

    imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas

    (via tipslip)