1. illkim:

    When that song comes on in public only you know

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  2. rockoutwithmecockout:

    zanabism:

    zanabism:

    sauvamente:

    rawmanrules:

    bodyglitter:

    bodyglitter:

    this is so…embarrassing

    i dont know what did it for me…the lady casually fanning herself with money in the background or the ‘or our 9 children…or our 8 grandchildren’

    for me it was seeing them in a pack and riding the escalator with money out in the open

    The most embarrassing thing is them saying they’re going to Dillard’s like its an upgrade

    I’m LAUGHING SO HARD FHIS IS SO EMBARRASSING the first lady’s DENTURES OMFGGGGG

    I can’t stop watching this because between the 6 of them here they can’t get one sentence together it’s so crazy. They sound exactly how Donald trump sounds.

    The lady with the dentures at the beginning couldn’t answer the simple question ‘why are you boycotting Nordstrom’ like she just sputtered and so did the rest of them.

    Btw whitie it’s Nordstom. There’s no ’S’ at the end. So ignorant!

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  3. gofortheeyes:

    paxamericana:

    cryptid-sighting:

    marinarascova:

    i… what?

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    foot fetishists using their powers for good, not evil

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    WIKIFEET

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  5. mamasoygay:

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    @ironicdragonstrider mark my fucking worms

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  6. okaywork:

    [clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]

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  7. concentrated-sunshine:

    nunyabizni:

    nunyabizni:

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    Fixed it

    As I’ve told my boss,area manager and regional manager..if you want my services on constant stand by outside of my contract then I charge a simple £10 per hour fee for that service, so far they have declined to take me up on it oddly.

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  8. bigwordsandsharpedges:

    salty-blue-mage:

    ahdok:

    papa-manatee:

    presidentark:

    papa-manatee:

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    what order are you even supposed to read this in?

    I don’t fucking know my man

    The answer to your question is actually “you’re not” - this is only 1/3 of the whole sign, and you need all of it to be able to read it sensibly. But, before you start thinking “oh well, I guess that’s not so bad then” - Here is the entire thing, with a handy guide to show you how to read it.

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    (Source: bi-arikado, via defective-titan)

     

  9. gracetheacefromouterspace:

    psy-kylo-gy:

    Okay, anyone who is playing the new Pokémon games, I’m kind of at a loss for words… I’m just a casual more or less, I didn’t play any of these old games when I was younger. I did play X/Y and Sun/Moon some, but never beat either one. So here I am now, addicted immediately.

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    I named my adorable little critter bff Rey and was lucky that it was indeed a girl! I looked it up and apparently the chances of getting a female (let alone on first try) are obnoxiously low.

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    OH MY GOD HOW CUTE IS THIS. So I use her all the time. Everywhere. She’s like… one hitting everything and barely getting hurt from enemy attacks. I’m like… is this normal? She is so strong and brave and sturdy! She’s level 25 and I have the ability to “judge” Pokémon now. I’m curious how this little girl fares…

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    WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?!?!?! Does everyone’s starter Pokémon have stats like this? Am I in some weird dream land?!?! I feel like this game is super easy because of this beast, if I had the other game would Pikachu have stats like this? This is unreal. I wish my Chespin in Y had these stats, I struggled a lot with that damn thing.

    OP got a perfect IV female eevee on their first try, reblog for luck

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  10. just-shower-thoughts:

    One day every year is the anniversary of the Big Bang, and we have no idea which day it is.

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